一只咸鱼和一只猪的对话。

鹹魚keng。 says:
I remembered now. I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I even drank some red wine in the plane to comfort my overbeating heart and sweating hands. I was expecting a gorgeous wife in my arms with tears of joy but a massive explosion sound brought me into this island of nothing. I missed my proposal but I survived in a plane crash. Shall I say I am the most lucky guy or vice versa?

鹹魚keng。 says:
THE ＥＮＤ

鹹魚keng。 says:
XD

鹹魚keng。 says:
超字了　ＸＤ

❤ 猪猪菜 says:
= =

❤ 猪猪菜 says:
你看太多戏了

鹹魚keng。 says:
hahahahaha~ XD

鹹魚keng。 says:
title is desert island story

鹹魚keng。 says:
写荒岛求生记那些很无聊eh XD

❤ 猪猪菜 says:
i walking on the road

鹹魚keng。 says:
我就加插爱情线咯 XD

鹹魚keng。 says:
酱才会卖座嘛 XD

❤ 猪猪菜 says:
i was thirsty,i was tired

❤ 猪猪菜 says:
then i walk in to a shop

鹹魚keng。 says:
去死啦你 肯定不卖座 XD

❤ 猪猪菜 says:
and i order...boss, i wan dessert island story

鹹魚keng。 says:
找orlando bloom来演应该不错 XD

❤ 猪猪菜 says:
哈哈哈

鹹魚keng。 says:
你的可以找brad pitt啦 反正除了帅哥都没其他东西看了 XD

鹹魚keng。 says:
是brad pitt的话至少我会忍住不丢pop corn去荧幕 XD

❤ 猪猪菜 says:
ahahahahaha

the moral of the story is...... 我们真的很无聊。XD